About the Author

Thaddeus Quill, Chronicler Extraordinaire

Born beneath Bhel Kurzum's Grand Cog, which my mother blamed for my incessant ticking thoughts and inability to arrive anywhere on time. Have since been banned from seventeen libraries, most notably by those prissy Ecleptaran Archivists. (NO, I did NOT cause those Unrecordable Histories to materialize. The timing was coincidental.)

The Ordo Sera calls my work "dangerously enlightening," which I've had printed on my business cards.

Most dags I'm investigating phenomena that sensible folk pretend not to notice. Fridag evenings I'm at The Tilted Cog nursing watered-down journals and composing strongly-worded letters to the Beverage Regulatory Committee.

—T. Quill
Dictated but not read